Big Bird doesn't understand why the boy is sad. (picks up a magic marker) As one of the Simpson women, would you like to contribute something to it? A mom takes her son for a walk in the stroller, and he sees all he can see. I'm not gonna find anything. Everybody's worried! Ernie and Bert recall the things that they remember, over a montage of classic Ernie and Bert clips. I always get blamed for everything. It's all your fault! Uncle Sam: It's your fault America has lost its way. Officer Lou: Can you think of any reason he might've run away? They're (makes quotation sign with his fingers) "crazy". Bart: (off-screen) Here you go, doll face. But when Homer gives Bart the microphone gift, the ashtray is gone. Ha! The video gallery about the wildest shopping game ever, Shop 'Til You Drop! Twelve big ones and free grub to boot! Go to your room now! And it's going to be a real apology in front of everybody and you have to mean it. Jacqueline: (hoarsely) I have laryngitis and it hurts to talk, so I'll just say one thing: You never do anything right. Bart: No problemo. In the episode, Bart decides he wants to become a daredevil after watching famous stunt performer Lance Murdock at a monster truck rally. Bart: Cool! Natasha has 15 seconds to say everything she knows about noses. Dancin' Homer. In order to make room for more food on the table, Bart accidentally throws Lisa's centerpiece into the fireplace, destroying it. Lisa! Bart: (into the pipe) Hey, Lis! (he then pauses, realizing what he just said), [The scene cuts to Lisa in her bedroom, sitting on her desk, writing her diary], Lisa: (writing in her head, out loud) Dear Log, my brother is still missing and maybe it's my fault because I failed to take his abuse with good humor. That's very impressive. Oh, Lord, be honest! Casey: (to Rory) No, I'm comfortable with it. Lisa spends the days leading up the Thanksgiving building a centerpiece dedicated to female heroes of American history. Mom, it's broken. "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" November 22, 1990 David Silverman George Meyer 7F07 After Bart destroys the centerpiece that Lisa had made for Thanksgiving, Marge demands that he apologize to Lisa. Homer: (regretfully) Well, we did kind of yell at him and sent him to his room... and tried to force him to apologize to his sister. [Maggie scrawls on the centerpiece with the magic marker], [The scene cuts to Marge in the kitchen until she bumps into Bart]. Bart: Don't worry, boy, we'll get some grub. (kisses her on the cheek) Well, it's good to see you. [The sound of the nearby fax machine prints out a page and the supervisor glances at the sheet]. If you start building a balloon for every flash in the pad cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a farce. [Bart hears hounds barking from a distance until he sees them running towards him, growling, Bart runs over to the hedge and screams, he escapes in the nick of time and the dogs growl at the hedge], [The scene cuts to Lisa in her room, sitting at her desk]. Homer: (praying out loud) And Lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power. I worked forever on this! Announcer #1: (on TV) Kogen's got Wolodarsky open way down field and it's complete! Homer: (off-screen) Hey, what are you doing?! Beg me! (runs off), [The scene cuts to the basement and a security guard who was seen reading "Les Misérables" with his co-worker hears the alarm going off, scramble to their battle station, through the camera, they see Bart]. When Bart opens his gift from Patty and Selma, there's an ashtray in front of them. Homer: (relieved) Oh, it's great to have you back, boy, we were afraid we'd lost you! UFC 257: Poirier vs. McGregor 2 Conor McGregor returns to the octagon for this rematch on Fight Island SAT - 10 p.m. Lisa: (stops playing, sniffling) That's alright. FULL HD 1080PHD 720P. Homer: (praying out loud) O Lord, on this blessed day, we thank thee for giving us one more crack at togetherness. Lisa: Bart, why did you burn my centerpiece? Bart: (angrily) I'm sorry, alright. He passes Hooper's Store, the Furry Arms Hotel, Gina's Day Care Center, Finders Keepers, Celina's Dance Studio, the playground, and Oscar's newsstand. [They start fighting over the centerpiece]. The boy gets up to 22 before Grover cuts him off. Just because I wrecked something she worked hard on and I made her cr-- (opens his eyes) Uh-oh. Homer: Well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it. Finally, they spin him around. I'm about to unveil my centerpiece to the family. Everyone from Sesame Street gathers around to meet Jerome, including Bob, Linda, Gordon, Susan, Miles, Luis, Maria, Mr. Handford, Carlo, Gina, Zoe, Rosita, Telly, The Count, a Honker, a Dinger, Celina, Ruthie, Lexine, Tarah, and even Benny. See more ideas about thanksgiving, american holiday, vintage thanksgiving. I've hit the jackpot! [The scene cuts to Bart and Santa's Little Helper standing at the front door and Bart puts his hand on the doorknob]. Even though Big Bird is no replacement for Elizabeth, the boy, who introduces himself as "Jerome", agrees to be friends with Big Bird. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. Viva skid row! Well, you saw what happened! A salesman (voice of Marty Robinson) hawks the letter L in a commercial. Bart: (grabs the can of cranberry sauce) Got it. You don't even care! Homer: (deeply depressed) Marge, are we ever gonna see him again? Marge: (gasps, impressed) Lisa, my goodness. Everyone: (chanting) It's all your fault! Bart: Ok, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go, and send up the pumpkin pie in about twenty minutes. And he wants them to lose by less than five and a half points. You've ruined Thanksgiving! Dinnertime, everybody! Marge: Bart? Big Bird announces the sponsors, and everyone on Sesame Street waves goodbye to the viewer. Isn't that true, Homer? L is for look, legs, light, lemonade, and ladybug. Are we the most pathetic family in the universe or what?! [The whole family laughs right in Bart's face]. [The receiver is now seen lying flat on his back, unconscious]. Marge: It's in the second drawer from the right. Mrs. Spencer: (misty-eyed) Oh, I knew they wouldn't forget me! So glue friendly, or I'll take your glue away and then nobody will have any glue to glue with! Patty: Just a few things. Let go! The wrong side of the tracks. The boy says he can count "millions of hundreds," and is hesitant at first, but Grover assures him that they have enough time to count. (to the camera, as he feeds Santa's Little Helper a slice of turkey) Ha-ha! It was as if he had no will of his own. Refuse to Rescue the Disliked: Practically everyone in town is so upset at Bart's prank they refuse to rescue him. You can ask any syndicated advice columnist. [Homer dances along to "Get Dancin'" by Disco Tex and the Sex-o-Lettes until he arrives at the Springfield Retirement Castle and shuts the car radio off, he passes a sign that says, "Thank You For Not Discussing the Outside World"], [The scene cuts to the dining room where a group of elderly citizens sit while waiting for their Thanksgiving dinners, a supervisor is seen standing at the front of the room, addressing the group]. Ernie and Bert sing "Things That I Remember." Homer: Oh, I love those kids! Simpsons - Season 2 Episode 5 - Dancin Homer Simpsons - Season 2 Episode 5 - Dancin Homer Watch Free Online I didn't apologize! Drop that drumstick! Big Bird understands how the boy feels about moving away from his best friend - after all, Big Bird would be sad if Snuffy moved away. In an homage to the musical cartoons of the 1930's, Cab Callowmouse hosts the "Mother Goose Jamboree" at night in a bookstore. Bart: (through the vent) Shh! Sesame Street is a great place - but to the boy, it's not home. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The letter remarks, "It's about time somebody said it!". The scene where the two cops tell Homer and Marge about Bart's fate might have been taken from `Bart vs. Thanksgiving' [7[FG]07]. Marge: Well, okay, let's see. Bad dog! Jerome puts a lid on his head, and has fun yelling the alphabet with the rest of them. After Bart is blamed for ruining the Simpsons family Thanksgiving, he runs away. Well, not today. [At the same time, a Bart Simpson balloon shows up on the television], [The scene cuts to Maggie making a dangerous trek up the stairs as she dodges Bart's skateboard, frayed electrical wires and a mini garden rake in her way until she enters Lisa's room and Lisa notices her as Maggie walks over to her]. Bart vs. Thanksgiving. (runs inside). (picks up the cranberry sauce and places it in the refrigerator), [The scene cuts to Maggie wandering into the living room while Homer watches TV, he picks her up and puts her on his knee]. Bill: Boy, now I know how the Pilgrims felt. Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Foresaken Me? It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on December 6, 1990. Swedish meatballs. [Santa's Little Helper gets kicked out of the house and into the yard as the door shuts behind him], [Santa's Little Helper approaches over to Bart]. Nurse: (off-screen) Okay, Homer. Bart: Yeah, there's this family I kinda hang out with. It's a tribute to the trail blazing women who made our country great. 8,8. Bart: Well, I know it wouldn't hurt them to use some cartoons made in the last 50 years. Jerome becomes frightened at first when he sees the giant Snuffy, but Big Bird assures him that Snuffy is nothing to be afraid of. Can you do the cranberry sauce? They think they can starve an apology out of me? The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love The Simpsons. Kent Brockman: Oh, we have lots of names for these people: Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth. I hope you're happy, Bart! Marge: (calling, off-screen) Dinner! Selma: Mm-hmm, and if they want an option, they'll have it. (drives away). Marge: (scolding) No, no, no! (to Jacqueline) Right, Mom? Homer: (picks up the phone, urgently) Hello, operator! [Bart looks through the window and sees Homer and Santa's Little Helper fighting over a drumstick]. Selma: (to Lisa) How long did that take you, honey? Jerome agrees. It premiered on November 22, 1990. "Not just a street. [Bart slowly lets the sauce glop onto the plate, still in the cylindrical shape from the can], Bart: Ah, Cranberry sauce à la Bart. Homer: Yeah, boy, get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness! [Marge is seen sitting on the couch while Homer paces]. Announcer #2: (on TV) Oh, yeah, he's out cold, Gil. This logic helps solve the argument between Baby Bear and Goldilocks, who introduce the letter L along with the rest of them. Anything at all? Looks like ol' Bullwinkle's kind of gotten a taste of his own medicine. Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. (he stomps down on the flowers in anger). (starts singing) Mom, it's broken, Mom, it's broken, Mom, it's broken, Mom, it's broken... Marge: I don't think that it's broken, honey. [Homer and Marge break the kids apart from their fight, Lisa then runs upstairs, crying]. Hey, I can bleed. Where are you? [Lisa opens her window and sees Bart on the roof, she follows his path bouncing on the tree up to the roof]. Lisa: (clears her throat and begins reading) "Howl of the Unappreciated" by Lisa Simpson. (to Santa's Little Helper) Stay here, boy. Bart: Oh, I got you. She says she loves it at the Furry Arms Hotel, and will surely visit Jerome again. Don't! [The scene cuts to Bart and Santa's Little Helper walking together, Bart's stomach growls in hunger as Santa's Little Helper growls at it, they arrive on the other side of Springfield as they cross the railroad tracks while hearing a gun firing, a woman screaming and sirens wailing in the distance]. [Bart climbs out of the window, then down his treehouse and lands on the flowers], Bart: (sees that the flowers have been crushed) Uh-oh. Dispose of all this. (holding a football, as the announcer) A sellout crowd at the Super Bowl... Simpson down by six with two seconds left. Bart: (peers through the hedges, eyeing the pie on the window sill) Mmm! ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Bart_vs._Thanksgiving?oldid=166616. Jerome is introduced to Oscar the Grouch and the Grouchketeers, who are about to yell the alphabet. December 28, Day of the Innocents December 28 marks a day of celebration exclusively Spanish called the Day of the Innocents. Lisa: (angrily, yelling) Bart, you're wrecking it! Marge: (in a deadly tone of voice) You knew that I was cooking a turkey. Marge: (worriedly) Oh-no! [The scene cuts back to everyone leaving the house]. That's the biggest... (pauses) ...one of those I ever saw! Marge: (remorsefully) And I said he ruined Thanksgiving. Oh, this is so stupid. Marge: (scolding) Yes, you do! [The rest of the family continues eating their dinner, Marge enters Lisa's bedroom as Lisa plays on her saxophone and sits on her bed, sniffling]. [The scene cuts to the Simpson's at the table in the kitchen with turkey sandwiches on their plates]. Lisa: (stops crying, as she sniffles) Bart? Announcer #1: (on TV) Oh, yes, sir. [The sound of mournful saxophone playing is heard from upstairs], Marge: Why don't I go talk to the children? Officer Eddie: Uh, we checked, he's long gone. (to Bart) You got someplace to sleep tonight, Bart? (goes out the front door) Bye! [On the television, the Hurray For Everything is now seen leaving the Silverdome]. ", "Island of Emotion" (new sound effects added). Homer: (chuckles) Bullwinkle's antler's sprung a leak. It was a labor of love. Homer: (amazed) Holy moly! [On the television, the Bullwinkle balloon is seen deflating], Bill: Uh-oh! He's sad because he's moving to Sesame Street; his family is staying at the Furry Arms until they find a place. Understand? Okay, out you go! Big Bird goes for a walk and greets everyone he meets, singing "Walking Down My Street." I miss him so much already that I don't know.... (she begins to weep), [The scene cuts to Bart sitting on the roof, lackadaisically tossing a glider in loops when he hears Lisa crying through the ventilation pipe]. Of course, a stadium's much too big for flash pictures to work, but nobody seems to care! Although the roots of this day are bloody, in modern times, the customs practiced on this day are very jovial and fun. The Simpsons exploded into a cultural phenomenon in 1990, and has remained one of the most groundbreaking and innovative global entertainment franchises. Clearing the table? She grabs Humphrey's nose. Now what? You don't even care! "In the middle of the city we have a garden...". Bart: (seriously) Move it or lose it, toots! (nudges the centerpiece). Selma: Goodbye. Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. Director: Jim Reardon | Stars: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, … "Sesame Street," he sighs. Kent: Mm, suddenly your family may be watching. One, Two, one two three four Ev'rybody's talking about Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m. All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance C'mon Ev'rybody's talking about Ministers, Sinisters, Banisters and canisters Bishops and Fishops and Rabbis and Pop eyes, And bye bye, bye byes. Bart: (giving in) Okay, okay. He always folded instantly over everything. [The scene cuts back to Bart laying down on the ground as Santa's Little Helper approaches to him and whimpers]. [Act 2 opens with the exterior of the Simpson's house and then to Bart in his room], Bart: (grumbling) I didn't ruin Thanksgiving, she did. Ooh, would you like some candied yams? Lisa: (full of rage, as she attacks Bart) BART! Dead Putting Society. Bart: (impressed) Alright! Did what I say make sense? [Marge leaves her bedroom and Lisa starts playing on her saxophone again, Marge is now seen standing in front of Bart's door with his toys outside of his bedroom]. Officer Lou: (while taking notes down) Uh-huh. Where's your kindling? Selma: Definitely from our side of the family. The episode was written by Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky and directed by Wes Archer. Marty: (confused) What are you talking about, Bill? If I'm not back at the home by 9:00p.m., they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance! [The sound of the door knocking is heard], Marge: Homer, you promised to be nice to my sisters. Marge: The can is in the cupboard on the bottom shelf. (to the camera) So every year on one lone, conscience-salving day... we toss these people a bone. (pushes through the bushes and looks around until he reaches the pie, only for him to set off the alarm) Uh-oh! Watch The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 6 Marge: Okay, Lisa, we're ready for your centerpiece. They're Daddy's favorite team. (holds up a piece of a turkey bone) A turkey bone. Jerome wants to join them, so Oscar dubs him a Grouchketeer. Dinner! . Come on, we don't need them to get a Thanksgiving dinner. [Kent Brockman is seen doing a live news report]. We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place. Marge: Now we can blame him for everything! It premiered on November 22, 1990. Peter Bart: Troubled Times Might Demand More Exotic Solutions In Dealing With Corporate Cutbacks U.S. Covid Hospitalizations Top 90,000 For First Time; Thanksgiving Marks 33rd Consecutive Record Day Smithers: Thank you, sir. What a country! I'm sure Bart will be back. People say they hate it, even saying they are leave the show completely. Nov 28, 2015 - An American holiday and origin myth depicted in art, literature, pop culture, and cuisine. He shows Big Bird a picture of him and his best friend, Elizabeth. 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